Perhaps I should make a new blog based about dog shits on 'pedestals". Dogs appear to like putting the dirt up high. I've seen dogs trying to shit up a tree. It's better for scent distribution if the muck is wafting in the wind. It also acts as a table for other dogs to snarf on the scooby-shats.
There ends the lesson for today... Now for some practical homework...

Gey cocken oyf der vant!